WARNING: Do not try this at home. Go to your friend's house and do it there.

Note 2 self: no sneez in whipped creme.

Sorry for the mess... I wanted a nap And the Ming vase was in the way...

Dunt worri bout mai. I hab chewd mai wai outta mezzes lon 'fore dis.

Spagetti-os? What Spagetti-os?

Wut?? Dew yu hab enny idear how long it tooks meh to git dis comferbel?