Well, Marulympians, the end is here. We cheered Maru on as he competed in every event of the 2012 Marulympic Games, and he walked away with a gold medal for every single effort! Now it's time for hugs and high fives as we say goodbye to these great games. Great job, Maru! You are truly the greatest CAThlete of all time!
To be honest, the judges were not impressed with Maru's javelin technique. I mean, never in the history of the Olympics has any athlete just... licked... the spear without even bothering to throw it. Nonetheless, they awarded him the gold medal in the event because HE'S JUST SO DARN CUTE!
This is Maru's last official event, but tune back in on Sunday for the Marulympics closing ceremonies!!!!!1
Of course Maru wins gold in this event; all of his teammates are Maru!
While not in top form, Maru still managed to squeeze the gold medal out of the shot put competition. Mainly because he is the only one competing in the Marulympics, but also because... well, no, that is the only reason. Congrats, cat! Don't feel too bad about your lack of grace; nobody looks good during shot put!
Such speed! Such fluidity of movement! Maru clears the hurdles again and again and again and again. Another well-deserved gold medal for Team Internet!