Just read it to me one more time....PLEASE???

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an den frodo an da sebben dwarfs simply walked into mordor srsly, yuz gonna haf to lern tu read...

Trust me.

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Nope, just a door. Not a portal to an eternal basement of brimstone and blackness. Seriously! Go on thru and find out!

And I made sure

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And I made sure the doggie was taken care of while you were gone. Wink, wink