Mean ole hobbitses burned my fish!
TREEBEARD, TAKE US TO ISENGARD!
Mordor is about to have a can of whoop-ass opened up on it!
THIS is the RING that rules them ALL!
an den frodo an da sebben dwarfs simply walked into mordor srsly, yuz gonna haf to lern tu read...
LORD OF THE RUNGS HAS NOW JOINED THE LADDER DAY SAINTS
I will do it! I will take the ring into Mordor!