You can't hide for long
so you're reading me a story about a cat with an eating disorder. nice. now that the gloves are off, how long's it been since you had a date?
After a long day of not catching any mice, not catching any birds, and not chasing any squirrels, Max retires to his basket for a well-deserved rest. snore
After a long day of attacking stray sea dogs, Captain Purrbosa was unprepared for the dreaded NAP ATTACK
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Wut?? Dew yu hab enny idear how long it tooks meh to git dis comferbel?
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