Do I look like Gene Simmons?
teh resemblinse iz uncannee!
Mai sunbeem been gone berry longtiem. I wunner if he's thinkign bout me?
ai iz shur he wil com bak soon, kitteh.
Rapunzel had no long hair to toss down to the prince... however, she wondered if a hairball would do.
long story short your out of toilet paper
i like long walks on the beach, candle light noms, and shiny things...
YOU LEFT US IN THE BAFF WATER WAY TOO LONG!