I DO NOT GIVE CUDDLES I GIVE SCARS
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UNBELIEVEBEL! EBERY WURD IN DIS DIKTIONAIRY IZ SPELLED WRONG!
Wut primitib, stoopid peeplol to speek such a lowsy, pethetic langwage.
What do you mean this isn't a high speed particle accelerator?
Don't try an tell me ai doan't kno mai physics! If dey can find da Higgs Bosun, so can ai!!
Cat to mission Kontrol there's only stupid humans down here
I can see tomorrow's headline: "Cat Flattens Owner With Steamroller".
The dog is here for dinner? GOOD! I love dogs!! They taste just like chicken!
After the arms transplant I've had no problem using the can opener.
