Fetcher in the Rye
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse they name;
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
And I'll no longer be a Catulet
Ai shur hopez dis gui iz wurff awl dis yammerin!