literalism

Welcome to the Neigh-borhood
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Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop

You'll have so much fun over at So Much Pun!

Via: A Place to Love Dogs
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Wait, no, you've got it all wrong! I'm not jumping for joy in a figurative sense. In fact, I'm actually feeling a little down today... my kibble this morning was a bit stale, and it really threw me into a strange kind of funk! Rather, I'm literally jumping for Joy, because that's my human's name, and she requested that I jump. Which is totally fine, because a.) I like her so I like doing tricks for her and b.) she promised to compensate my leap with a milkbone.

Via: The Daily Cute
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What it lacks in appetizer-ness, it more than makes up for in pure, unadulterated squeeness.