I can haz passed sobrity test...
ai swayrz ai haznt bin drinkin, occifur!
I always line dry mine so he smells like sunshine
TELL HIM YOU'RE 29 AND DON'T MENTION ME. OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Cud yu frow meh a line? Shur: Yur an idiot!
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