There are only two things in life that are certain. Guess which one I am.

i wonder if insurance covers this?

They told me "No more cat nip." I told them no more LIFE.

Canine life form detected, activating cloaking device.

After rejecting the humans as a viable source of knowledge, the aliens decided to opt for a much more intelligent life form...

There's no more Oprah. I've been waiting my whole life for this moment. You are NOT watching reruns.