THE MOUSE WAS THIS BIG
They said I could be anything. Apparently, I can't be Tarzan.
mebbe u shud jus b a doktor insted.
Magick box nawt akshully magick IT GOES TO THE VETS!
wut sorseree iz dis!?
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Liez!! Theres no scotch in here!
ai haz a hyooj disappointed ober dis!
THERE IS NO FOX OF FIRE HERE U LIED!!!