Editor's Note: Video contains some strong language, though most of it is bleeped.
Umm... I think your eHarmony profile said you were taller, and a dog.
but sumtiemz honestee isnt bestest polisee...
psst...wen da hoomins say dare goin' to wurk, day really goes to da dog park.........wif out u.
y do kittehz hab to b so meeen?
PARDON ME SIR, BUT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A WOUNDED SEAL CUB LIMPING TOWARDS THE THOROUGHFARE HAVE YOU?
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WAIT A SECOND... I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE PARK AT ALL...
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
THE DOG WENT MISSING? HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SO SORRY HUMAN HAHAHAHAHA... NO SERIOUSLY, I'M SO SAD