I do not chase ambulances!
Mailmen yes, but never ambulances.
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They gave up your puppies for adoption?!
I'll have the paperwork drawn up for Kidnapping charges!
He had you micro-chipped?
Sounds like stalking to me
Made you wait for biscuits on your nose?
We'll get him for cruel and unusual punishment
MY CLIENT SNIFFING YOUR CLIENT'S BUTT IN NO WAY CONSTITUTES SEXUAL HARASSMENT
So you mean to tell me,
she's claiming child support, but you're neutered?
You were forced to wear a leash?
Objection. Leading the witness.
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