The last few minutes of "Purple Rain" always brings Todd to his paws.
S'cuse me... Either it rained last nite or you got a serious urinary tract infection
Alright, but this is the LAST time I'm doin' it for ya! If ya miss hearing your "engine purr" so much, get the damn thing fixed!
"I know it's over. I heard. They're taking you to Goodwill this afternoon. Don't speak. Let's just have these last moments together."
THE LAST PART OF EDNA'S PLAN WAS THE TRICKIEST: HOW TO STRING TED'S BODY UP FROM THE CEILING FAN SO IT LOOKED LIKE A SUICIDE
Dogs biting Mailmen are SO Last Year.
Basement Cat is here to steal your soul. And your last two Tupperware lids that still actually fit.
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