Meditate on that!

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Meditate on that!
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S'cuse me... Either it rained last nite or you got a serious urinary tract infection

*GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNING*

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*GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNING*
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Alright, but this is the LAST time I'm doin' it for ya! If ya miss hearing your "engine purr" so much, get the damn thing fixed!

WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS

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WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
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"I know it's over. I heard. They're taking you to Goodwill this afternoon. Don't speak. Let's just have these last moments together."

Should Have Thought It Through A Little More

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Should Have Thought It Through A Little More
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THE LAST PART OF EDNA'S PLAN WAS THE TRICKIEST: HOW TO STRING TED'S BODY UP FROM THE CEILING FAN SO IT LOOKED LIKE A SUICIDE

Basement Cat

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Basement Cat is here to steal your soul. And your last two Tupperware lids that still actually fit.