The last few minutes of "Purple Rain" always brings Todd to his paws.
S'cuse me... Either it rained last nite or you got a serious urinary tract infection
Alright, but this is the LAST time I'm doin' it for ya! If ya miss hearing your "engine purr" so much, get the damn thing fixed!
"I know it's over. I heard. They're taking you to Goodwill this afternoon. Don't speak. Let's just have these last moments together."
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