You may as well surrender the window seat, kid. I can do this all day.

sry ai kant control mai napz.

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED AGAIN I SEE!

SHUT UP, AND GET ME SOME COFFEE!

sry wer all outta koffee.

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

dose this planet have bacon?

aim on a seerch misshun!

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

It was the cat. I tried to stop him but it was too late.

it iz alwayz teh kitteh...

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

APPREHENSION: when your new owner also buys a basket, lotion, and a rope and tells you to bark at a big hole in the floor.

dat soundz rly creepee...

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

I SWEARS I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE KITTEH IS...

hab u considerd no kittehs?

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

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