Dey iz teh bestest band in teh whole wurld!

i dunno hoo is 'werk' but momma spend too much time wif hims

I read your old letters. Tell me about this Calico hussy you could neber shut up about.

Yes, I know I said I hated it but now that he's got it I want it back.

Youz just jealous cause I have a soul patch..