Well... that is certainly an itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikini... A shame really that you are neither itsy bitsy nor teeny weeny...
Notice how people start yawning, whenever you speak? You do realize, it's NOT because they're tired, right?
Sorry Mr. Heymanz, but U hab only 6 weeks to lib on the brite syde, if yoo moov to Lower Alabama, it will seem MUCH longur
Cud yu frow meh a line? Shur: Yur an idiot!
That noise was just you singing in the shower? What a relief. For a moment there, I thought it was some squirrels stuck in the dryer vent again.