Well...

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Well... that is certainly an itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikini... A shame really that you are neither itsy bitsy nor teeny weeny...

*NO, THAT'S NOT WHY YOUR GUESTS LEFT EARLY.*

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Notice how people start yawning, whenever you speak? You do realize, it's NOT because they're tired, right?

alwayz luuk onna brite syde

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Sorry Mr. Heymanz, but U hab only 6 weeks to lib on the brite syde, if yoo moov to Lower Alabama, it will seem MUCH longur

That noise

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That noise was just you singing in the shower? What a relief. For a moment there, I thought it was some squirrels stuck in the dryer vent again.

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