Notice how people start yawning, whenever you speak? You do realize, it's NOT because they're tired, right?
Sorry Mr. Heymanz, but U hab only 6 weeks to lib on the brite syde, if yoo moov to Lower Alabama, it will seem MUCH longur
Cud yu frow meh a line? Shur: Yur an idiot!
That noise was just you singing in the shower? What a relief. For a moment there, I thought it was some squirrels stuck in the dryer vent again.