It took me 17 hours to wind this rope around this pillar And now you tell me I'm supposed to scratch it off again?
Here is a list of my demands. Now take them to the hoomans and tell them once they're met I'll release the dog. Okai, but dis is just an old McDonalds receipt....
ROTIZZERY CAT iz dun thiz side turn me ober plz cook other side...
No! You have to wait for me to open it!
You told me I could only use three squares. You didn't say they had to be consecutive.
We're coming in too fast! Tail rudder hard to port! Hard to port!
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