Are you nuts or what?

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It took me 17 hours to wind this rope around this pillar And now you tell me I'm supposed to scratch it off again?

THIS is what I have to work with?

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Here is a list of my demands. Now take them to the hoomans and tell them once they're met I'll release the dog. Okai, but dis is just an old McDonalds receipt....

ROTIZZERY CAT

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ROTIZZERY CAT iz dun thiz side turn me ober plz cook other side...

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