I'm sorry but the master is not in this evening.

200 pages into it and not a single killing or bird sighting they should've called it To Bore a Cat

A diamond... in the fluff

I will now play you the song of my people--in D minor

Ohai, Cheezfrends! Come back tomorrow to learn about our first ever ICHC scavenger hunt!

No time to explain! Just get in!

cold noms go in. warm noms come out. you can't explain that.

i look amazin in a mirror