I coulda been a contender...
Ai lub a gud impresshun.
This is what you look like when you put contacts in.
Yoo wud look bettur wib glasses anneeways.
Day take my stapler one more time, I am burning dis place down.
Mai stapplr. Has enneewun seen it.
Kernel Sanders impreshun Not bad aktually
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Paw-lickin' gud.
Stumble, stumble, "Why is the grass so high? Where's my keys? Am I at the right house?"
This concludes my impression of you when you return from a party on Saturday night.
Awl teh wurlds a staej, u know.
Dis mai Hitapomonus impreshun
This my vampire impression