Mai Puss In Boots fayce for audeshun
hoo eber cud rejekt doze eyez!?
I'm just a statue, just an innocent statue. I know nothing about your Ming vase.
it wuz collaterlol damaj, ai swayrz!
i wanna bee teh slippurs dis tiem, yoo be teh cloggs
aifinkso u iz boaf birkenstuck.
Kitteh with no ambition hopes to rent herself out as a decorative throw rug.
There's Venus on the half shell..... then there's Rita on the recliner
They said I could be anything so I became a cinnamon bun