If it fits... I sits
IF SHE FINDS ME HERE, MAYBE SHE'LL THINK SHE ALREADY WASHED ME...
If you shot eggs outta your butt, you'd look grumpy too.
If you can't convince them---confuse them.
If duh butt fits, WEAR it!!
If you're gonna name your kittehs in your will...don't let them know. Well? Still twitching a little
So, itz true dat hoomans come frum dust and return to dust wen dey die... ...den u better luk under here. Cause sum wun iz either comin or goin
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