If you're going to the kitchen, would you mind ... staying there? The game's on.
If you're trying to impress me with your double reverse somersault with pike... consider me suitably impressed!
If it fits... I sits
IF SHE FINDS ME HERE, MAYBE SHE'LL THINK SHE ALREADY WASHED ME...
If you shot eggs outta your butt, you'd look grumpy too.
If you can't convince them---confuse them.