If it fits... I sits

IF SHE FINDS ME HERE, MAYBE SHE'LL THINK SHE ALREADY WASHED ME...

If you shot eggs outta your butt, you'd look grumpy too.

If you can't convince them---confuse them.

If duh butt fits, WEAR it!!

If you're gonna name your kittehs in your will...don't let them know. Well? Still twitching a little

So, itz true dat hoomans come frum dust and return to dust wen dey die... ...den u better luk under here. Cause sum wun iz either comin or goin