I has hat.

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I haz teh OCD

ebryfing mus b in itz rite playce!!

i haz a ouch caz u kiss it?

ai heerz u can fix owchez wif cowchez.

i has a idea

letz jus hoap u doan brayk dis wun...

I haz a hero worship i haz an annoyin littel brutha

bein a heero iz stil pwetteh grayt, tho.

I haz your chair hostage! If you wantz it back, Kill the dog.

I has Catmas sparkel