Wait! I don't wanna hurt ya! I'm just so lonely!
Yu hurted his feelings!
how awful! are you hurt real bad? this is terrible! now who will feed me? and how long will you need my couch?
GEICO Buy our car insurance and nobody gets hurt.
call an ambulance! i fell and hurt myself. and pizza delivery! i'm also a bit peckish.
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