THE PHONE RANG WHILE YOU WERE OUT.

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

G'DAY WELCUM TU OSTRAYA

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Hello? No, this isn't dog.

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Hello Josephine, pleased to meet you. I'm the doctor! Betters not meens da V-E-T!

Well, hello there, Mr. burglar. For your information: I have a loaded cat and I'm not afraid to use it.