Ai spend a lawt ob time in dere... so we reely need to sort dis out.
I hates it
Sometimes bite means I love you. Sometimes it does not. It is up to hoomin to determine which is which.
Sometiems ai bite for evil. YOU'LL JUSS HAVE TO WAIT AN SEE.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
I HATE bring your kid to work day
Uuuugh, da sooner dis day is over the sooner ai can send him back to the kiddie table.
I'm holding a grudge only because I lack the dexterity to hold a shotgun.
Gib me a few weeks at da firin range and we'll see then.