I pronounce you hammy and wife! You may now kiss the fluffy bride!
Is this not what you meant when you said "delete cookies?"
APPROACHING TOP SPEED: ENGAGE THRUST
HIIIIII-YA! This adorable little hamster put his kung fu skills to use on a couple of curious Hungarian pointer dogs in Hradok, Slovakia. The dogs wanted to play with the hamster, but he became scared and started attacking. And with such fluid skill, too!
Also: BRUCE SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Oh, Crap It's just gonna be one of those days, then.