HALP!!! HAAALP!!! I haz a Don King!!!

SAVE YOURSELVES! NO COME BACK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY DON'T BE STUPID AND PICK ME UP HEROICLY. COME BAAACCKKK.

HALP!! ALIEN TENTICKLES!

HALP ME!!! He's standin on me tale!!

Yah, yah, I see ya over there, splashin' an makin' a scene. "Halp halp I'm drowning!" Pffft. Drama queen.