I'll be your guide dog, Buddy. Don't worry, I got you.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
I juss read teh instrukshuns for "neuter" in yur vetanary surjikal gide. I hate yu.
mebbe u can fil in fer meh dat day.
Okay, kid, here's what you do when you want out. Yeah, that's it! Yur duin it rite!
stick wif me, kiddo!