What do you mean "bedhead?" This is my new stylish hairdo! Girl I'm fabulous!
Dude, there are many fish in the sea. The problem is you suck at fishing, and we are far from the sea.
The Proctologist will see you now
A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender finds this very peculiar, and realizes he is dreaming. He then wakes up and tells his wife about the ridiculous dream he just had. His wife just ignores him, her rolls over and starts to sob because he knows his marriage is in shambles.
This is my Monday face. (Holidays and Vacations Excluded)