It's a good thing your title is Owner. Quite frankly, you suck at the butler thing.
but at leest dis meenz ai can fraym u nao.
sea otter impreshun... ...pretty gud ackshully
He duzznt sai much, but heez ah gud lissiner.
Gud tawk. We shud dew dis agen sumtyme.
Oreo Cookie Impreshun Pretty Gud Aktually
It's not looking good. You has four gigglebytes and dey's all laffing.
Haz u herd da Good Word bout Ceiling Cat, Brutha?
Sad Cat of the Day: Cat Owners Wonder Why Their Cat is So ...
Warning: This May Make You Tear Up
An Unfortunate Truth About Many Dog People
Swift Justice of the Day: How to Deal With Litterbugs
Check Out These Bizarre Illustrated Pokémon Fusions!
A Good Reason to Own a Dog
This Game of Peekaboo Was Too Much For One Little Girl
The Uniforms of the Colombian Cycling Teams are...Suggestive, ...
Spider-Woman Variant Cover Got You Down?
Miss Nebraska Accidentally Shows the World a Different Side ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more