geez ur so ruude!
Did i ever tell you that you smell like love?
awww i gotz so much luvs 4 u!
That poop was on the floor when I got here
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Yooz nawt kwite weddy fer da deep end, son.
gotta get u in sum swimmin' klasses soon!
u shud prolly nawt trust it, mr. goggie...