STARING CONTEST: GO!!!
Mummeh, why does I has to go to private kitteh school?
Yes, both seats are taken. Go get your own pot.
Nope, just a door. Not a portal to an eternal basement of brimstone and blackness. Seriously! Go on thru and find out!
But, if I go out into da beeg werld, will I evur see yew again?
It's dangerous to go alone! Take me!
Pheewww! Might not want to go in there for a while...