I'll get you next time, Gadget. Next time.
I CAN'T GET MARRIED TODAY. I STILL HAVE 8 LIVES TO LIVE.
Yes, both seats are taken. Go get your own pot.
Alright, but this is the LAST time I'm doin' it for ya! If ya miss hearing your "engine purr" so much, get the damn thing fixed!
HOW DID I GET IN THIS TREE?!
Yeah, hey Don? Get the darts. Lets see how fast this one sinks
pleez to git yur own heetid riclinur
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