Mr Jingles cared nothing for the game, he was on a mission. The ball had to die.

but wut happinz wen teh kitteh iz teh ball?

Meh block urz game

kittehz mayk lotsa kindz ob gud blockz!

Hamster Pong!

hamsturz r fun fer teh hoal familee!

See, there's your problem right there.You admit you only wanna capturethe "horseys." They're called "knights" by the way. Have you tried to find a game better-suited for you? I bet you'd love "Fish."

itz a pwetty borin gaym anywayz.

"Get in the box," she said. "A fun game, " she said. Now I'm in China.

If you're going to the kitchen, would you mind ... staying there? The game's on.

U kan hab teh railroadz. Ai getz moshun sikness. Gimme teh utilities cuz ai likes teh warmz.