I would sleep on that expensive king-size bed,
But there aren't any folded clothes or newspapers on top of it.
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I HAVEN'T EATEN ALL DAY
BREAKFAST DOESN'T COUNT COZ I THREW IT UP ON THE RUG
I REALLY WANT YOU TO PET ME BUT I ALSO KINDA WANT TO BITE YOU
Had to puke
but couldn't make it to expensive rug
I forgot to attack my owner
when he rubbed my stomach
I WANT TO PEE ON THE FLOOR
BUT WE DONT HAVE A DOG
I want to take a nap
but all I have is a custom made feather bed
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