You don't need to yell. He can hear you just fine.
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Aw shoot dang girl, your shell is looking FABULOUS today!
Bring that chinny chin chin over here!
You're all I'll ever need, finger. Sssshhh, just stay here forever.
No, you hang up I not got teh fingers.