I hate doing sit-ups, but after twohundredthirtyseven kids it's the only way to regain my girlish figure.
Happy Birthday! I got you a rare Star Wars LOL cat figure. Hope you liek it!
doez it hab jedi powurs?
It's nawt a doll! It'z an ACTION FIGURE!
Despite advanced 3-D modeling, scientists still can't figure out how a 3-lb, 2-foot long cat can take up six couch cushions.