"I know it's wrong

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"I know it's wrong to be so into the neighbors' divorce. But their choice of projectiles is fascinating."

NO, NO,

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NO, NO, PLEASE GO ON WITH YOUR STORY. THE WAY YOUR DENTURES CLICK LIKE CASTANETS WHEN YOU TALK IS FASCINATING.

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