Oh, goody, you're home. Which means the assassins have failed yet again.
Dark an dangeruss bizness is wut ai deal.
Logon failure. System Crashed. Reboot with catnip and gushy food.
Hab u tried turning it on an off again??
Dis not gunna work. I'm a Gemini, and he's an idiot.
owr sinez r jus totalee incompatiblol.
Rules of Failure: If at first you don't succeed,destroy all evidence that you tried.