Tonight, too many coloured drinks with umbrellas in them. Tomorrow, you'll be immortalised on Facebook.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
She made two critical mistakes: 1. She bought me cheap store brand cat food 2. She forgot to log out of her facebook account
hab fun nawt habin anee frenz!
Facebook status: sleepin on de computer iz dcynafkb,alk1jfv
ai definitlee liekz dis status!
I was the first to like this post.
but ai duznt liek it az much as a skratchin post...
Tis be mah profile picture for da laaadiess
deh wil neber suspekt a fing.
CHANGED YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME
at leest ai doan jus luk pretteh in pikshurz liek ur last girlfren.
This is not facebook. I am not your friend.
U can has frendz heer.
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