World domination? Please, do go on...
Invisible sinister church organ solo
BWAAAAAAAAAAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAHHHHHHHH
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Day 34: The humans still think I'm their dog, and I've gained access to the house... My father's death will soon be avenged.