It's weird, they always seem to know when I've been in the dumpster !

Fotograffik ebidens.... ...pryvit eye kitteh gitz sum.

Shortly after this picture was published on TMZ.com, Basement Cat withdrew his nomnomnomination to the U.S. Senate.

MISSING PARTS, POORLY ASSSEMBLED... YUP, IT'S AN IKEA CAT

Rules of Failure: If at first you don't succeed,destroy all evidence that you tried.

Your evidence is circumstantial. And your lamp was hideous.

The dog's story that 'Floyd moved to Florida' turned out to be a lie as became apparent upon moving the couch...