I hate when he goes to Home Depot drunk.
Okay, THINK. I remember the liquor, the cigars and the strippers... ...but where did this tattoo come from!?!?!?
ah... screw it just give me the bottle and a straw
Dude...what did we do last night? 8 shots of tequila, and then I have no idea!!!
No, there's only one of me You're still drunk