I DON'T ALWASYS DRINK DOS EQUIS, BUT WHEN I DO, I GET SUED BY ITS AD AGENCY.
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I hate when he goes to Home Depot drunk.
Okay, THINK. I remember the liquor, the cigars and the strippers... ...but where did this tattoo come from!?!?!?
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