U betta chek urself b4 u wrek urself, cat!

I DON'T ALWASYS DRINK DOS EQUIS, BUT WHEN I DO, I GET SUED BY ITS AD AGENCY.

noooobuddy noooooes hic

I hate when he goes to Home Depot drunk.

Okay, THINK. I remember the liquor, the cigars and the strippers... ...but where did this tattoo come from!?!?!?