You're perfect for me!

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You smoke like a chimbly, drink like a fish, swear like a sailor and have the morals of an alley cat. I think I love you.

I'll take a mai tai

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I'll take a mai tai and instead of the little umbrella, could you just plop some goldfish in there? Thanks!

Kitteh Turns on Water

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